Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house (single family, homeowners insurance eligible)
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care (preventative fire hazard)
In hopes that St Nicholas (intruder? home security discount) soon would be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums (dental insurance? advise client) danced in their heads.
And mamma in her ‘kerchief (heirloom? adivse personal property coverage & Allstate Digital Locker app) , and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter’s nap.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter (check property for obstructions, review homeowners rates),
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters (destructive act, not covered) and threw up the sash.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh (auto/sleigh insurance? set up meeting with driver), and eight tiny reindeer.
With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St Nick (check life insurance rates for 600 year old male)
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted (noise ordnance violation, homeowner responsible?), and called them by name!
“Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid! on, on Donner and Blitzen! (advise medical work up before issuing life insurance to 600 year old delusional male)
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of Toys, and St Nicholas too (check vehicle classification and review motor vehicle record of “St. Nick” for moving/flying violations).
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof (Homeowners will cover structural damage from excess weight of 8 reindeer and driver) .
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St Nicholas came with a bound (Advise client to give “St. Nick” security pass code so he can use the front door next time, avoid chimney damage and homeowners claim).
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot (Chimney Sweep LLC, advise business insurance).
A bundle of Toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack (street vendor instead? still advise business insurance).
His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry! (advise client on life insurance, symptoms seem serious)
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath (life insurance discount for non-smoker, advise client).
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly! (suggest supplemental life insurance that helps cover the cost of health screening test for heart problems)
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself! (check “St. Nicks” pipe for illegal substance causing shared delusions with homeowner. Advise guest to extinguish pipe to avoid a fire and homeowners claim)
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk (advise 600 year old male AKA “St. Nick” to avoid sudden movements before medical examination for life insurance).
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose! (advise homeowner that elevators may increase homes value and premium rates)
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!